Happy April Fools Day!

april fools dayHappy April Fool’s Day, everyone! I hope no one gets pranked too badly today.

I don’t have to worry about it because my  husband hates practical jokes. He things they are stupid, pointless, and can be dangerous. Sometimes he’s just no fun!

My daughter always calls or texts me on April Fool’s Day with some bit of news that’s supposed to freak me out. When she was a teenager she would tell me she was pregnant. Once, she told me she went out to get in her car to drive to work, and it had been totaled while parked overnight. It’s always some disaster that would (if it were true) worry a mother.

I’m ashamed to admit that I used to fall for these jokes, not realizing that it was April Fool’s Day. But I’m so used it now that I expect it, so I never freak out anymore. For her sake I always pretend to fall for it so she’s not disappointed.

Happy April Fool’s Day spankings!

Only if that’s what you want, of course! :)

 

 

Answer to Ami’s question

Q&A Ami asked: Just wanted to ask how long you have been writing and whether you were always interested in spanking?  My favourite story of yours is Withdrawing Consent and it was one of the first spanking stories I read, but you seem able to turn your hand to many different scenarios.  I am intrigued as you appear to have a very similar dynamic to us and I think we are similar ages which I find very comforting at the present time. Also, how do you do some of your research (I am saying that very much tongue in cheek). LOL! You are a prolific writer – do you ever get time to read yourself, and if so, what type of books other than spanking stories do you like?

Answer: Thank you for your kind words, Ami! I’m so glad you liked Withdrawing Consent. I’m thinking of writing a sequel to it, but need to finish the three books I’m currently working on first. I’ve been writing for years, but never really tried to get published. When I learned about Amazon self-publishing I dived right on in. I’m in my third year of self-publishing and just wish I had more time. I have thought we might be close in age too from things I’ve read on your blog. And speaking of age, I’ve been thinking about writing a book or two featuring older characters that perhaps are not as nimble as they once were. It could be funny, I just don’t know if it would be well received.

How long have I been interested in spanking? Since I was about six or seven and a friend of mine told me a make-believe story about a spanking machine her father would put her in if she was a naughty girl. I so wanted to see that spanking machine, but she claimed she would get in trouble if she showed it to anyone. It was years before I realized she had made up the entire story. My parents were not spankers, though my mother did chase us around with her wooden spoon. She just never caught us. LOL!

Research is done in many ways – wink, wink. Some of it is in the bedroom of course and some on the internet. We’ve tried out various implements and once I was sent to the corner to see what it felt like to stand there with my nose to the wall. We both ended up laughing since we don’t really do the punishment thing.

Yes, I read. A lot! I love westerns, mysteries, romance (with and without spanking), and some time travel. I read every night before I go to bed. It helps me relax and gets my mind off thinking of things that might keep me up.

Thanks again for the questions and I’ll be watching for another update on Dan!

Holla

 

Questions Anyone?

Got Questions?

 

March is question month and I’m open to answering just about anything, so ask away and I’ll tell you my deepest and darkest secrets. Which really aren’t all that deep and dark.

You can ask about my books, my personal life, my awesome relationship, or even how wonderful our weather is here in sunny Arizona this time of year.

Those of you in the mid-west or back east may not want to hear of our 80 degree day today and the perfect cloudless sky we have. It really is lovely.

Off the top of my head there’s only one thing I can think of that I will not tell and that is my weight. There are only two people other than myself who know what I weigh; my doctor and her nurse. There’s no way I’m telling anyone else.

I’m hoping this will be fun so start asking!

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The Rower’s Paddle – an excerpt

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Jenny and her friend are talking about the book Sarah has just finished reading and Sarah tells Jenny she wants her boyfriend to spank her when she falls behind in her schoolwork to make sure she stays on track. Jenny tells her she doesn’t need those kinds of spanking because she’s a good girl. But then she remembers the little white lie she told her boyfriend, Mike. Here’s their conversation about whether Jenny should confess about the lie.

Sarah finished reading the first book on Jenny’s e-reader and she told Jenny she was incredibly turned on while she was reading the spanking scenes.

“I’m even wondering if I should suggest to Dennis that he give me a spanking when I’m late on my homework or don’t get a good grade.”

Sarah had a bad habit of letting her homework slide when she had more interesting things to do. What made it even worse, was that almost anything was more interesting to Sarah then homework. She was at the college on a partial scholarship and if she didn’t keep a certain grade point average, she would lose her scholarship. As each semester drew to a close, Sarah was always in a constant struggle to get her grades up so she would still qualify for her scholarship.

“Do you think that would really help?” Jenny asked.

“I don’t know, but I’d be willing to give it a try. Maybe the threat of getting a spanking if my homework wasn’t done on time would be incentive enough to keep my nose in the books.”

“Well, I don’t have that problem. But I did tell Mike a little white lie I’ve been feeling a little guilty about.”

“What did you lie about?”

“I was just telling him about how you wanted to read my aunt’s books and then he asked me if I had told you what he and I did. You know, about him spanking me. I knew he wouldn’t like that I told you, so I just blurted out the lie and said no.”

“Uh oh, from what I read in the book that would fall under the dishonesty category of the four D’s you are supposed to be following. And I think that earns you an immediate spanking. No warnings for lying, it’s just straight over the knee for your spanking.”

Sarah started laughing and teasing Jenny about how she was going to get her butt whipped for telling a fib.

“I don’t think so,” Jenny said. “First of all, Mike and I are not in a domestic discipline relationship. We haven’t agreed to anything like that. So my little lie will not get me a punishment spanking.”

“Well, I’m just dying to know if Mike is gonna feel the same way. Are you going to confess?”

“Probably. Just because I do feel bad that I lied. And if he ever finds out and I don’t confess, he might not trust me anymore or think I’ve told other little lies.”

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Blurb:

A fun tale of what happens when Jenny, a young college student, goes home for winter break to spend the holidays with her family and discovers her aunt is writing erotic novels. The stories Aunt Naomi writes are about something called Domestic Discipline and involve spanking, both for punishment and erotic fun. To her surprise, Jenny becomes very aroused while reading the stories.

When school begins for the spring semester, Jenny’s roommate wants to read the novels and several other friends borrow Jenny’s e-reader. Soon, there’s a surprising amount of squirming and wriggling going on in the classrooms as young ladies struggle to sit comfortably on their sore bottoms.

Jenny and her boyfriend, Mike, begin experimenting with erotic spankings. It isn’t long before Jenny is caught in a lie and the young couple has to decide if they want to step into the Domestic Discipline dynamic. Will Jenny agree to allow Mike to punish her?

Happy Valentines Day!

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My husband is not much into mushy romantic stuff but this morning when he left for what I thought was the day, I yelled bye from the other end of the house and then sat down to work on my current book. About twenty minutes later, I hear the front door opening. This is not good as once he’s gone for the day, I’m the only one in the house. No one else has keys, no kids living at home anymore.

I reach into my desk drawer for my trusty Smith & Wesson .38 Chief’s Special and get up to investigate. Cell phone in one hand ready to dial 911, handgun in the other ready to defend myself, I peek into the hall and see nothing. Stepping further out so I can see the front door, there stands Mr. I Don’t Go For That Romance Crap with a dozen red roses in his hand.

Awww! Putting my weapon back into my office, I run out for hugs and kisses. That lasts for about three seconds and then I get a slap on my rump and he says, “I gotta go, I’m running late now.”

Yeah, he’s so romantic!

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The Rower’s Paddle – a short snippet

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Here’s the set-up for this scene:

Jenny has downloaded a few of her aunt’s books on spanking and Domestic Discipline. She and her boyfriend are reading one of them and since they’re so busy with school, work, and other activities, they will not see each other until the weekend. In this snippet they are on the phone discussing the punishment spankings in the book they are reading.

The rest of the week was busy for both Jenny and Mike. They were unable to see each other again until the weekend. During the week they made do with text messaging and Mike called Jenny every night before they went to bed.

They were reading the same book now and they talked about it during their phone conversations. This particular book had elements of both erotic and discipline spanking. Sometimes they read sections of the book together.

During one conversation, Mike told Jenny he was getting turned on even with reading about the discipline spanking.

“Me too,” Jenny said. “I don’t know why, I feel like if I was being punished I sure wouldn’t be getting turned on while it was happening. But while I’m reading about it, it seems to be a whole other story.”

“I know what you mean,” Mike said. “But I just can’t really think of anything you would need to be punished for.”

Jenny laughed and said, “That’s because I’m such a good girl. I never do anything wrong so there’s no need to give me that kind of spanking.”

Right after she said those words, Jenny remembered she had lied to him about telling Sarah she had let Mike spank her. Should she confess? Would Mike think it was something to punish her for? She certainly didn’t want to tell him about it over the phone. Maybe she would tell him when she saw him on Friday night.

Blurb: A fun tale of what happens when Jenny, a young college student, goes home for winter break to spend the holidays with her family and discovers her aunt is writing erotic novels. The stories Aunt Naomi writes are about something called Domestic Discipline and involve spanking, both for punishment and erotic fun. To her surprise, Jenny becomes very aroused while reading the stories.

When school begins for the spring semester, Jenny’s roommate wants to read the novels and several other friends borrow Jenny’s e-reader. Soon, there’s a surprising amount of squirming and wriggling going on in the classrooms as young ladies struggle to sit comfortably on their sore bottoms.

Jenny and her boyfriend, Mike, begin experimenting with erotic spankings. It isn’t long before Jenny is caught in a lie and the young couple has to decide if they want to step into the Domestic Discipline dynamic. Will Jenny agree to allow Mike to punish her?

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New Book! The Rower’s Paddle

 

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Mike brought his hand down on her butt in a light, but firm slap. When Jenny squealed at the unexpected change from the rubbing, he paused. Not sure if he should continue, but deciding he was in charge so it would be his decision, he brought his hand down again in that same firm tap on her other cheek.

This time she didn’t squeal.

He tapped a little harder, striking in the center so he managed to get both cheeks in one smack.

Jenny was trying not to giggle. After all, this was supposed to be erotic. She didn’t think giggling would be appropriate.

Mike continued the light smacks. Left cheek, right cheek, and center. He increased the strength with each cycle. It didn’t take long before Jenny no longer felt like giggling.

Left, right, center. A little harder.

Left, right, center. A little harder still.

Soon the taps were no longer taps. They were spanks. And they had a bit of a sting to them.

Jenny emitted a moan now and then, but they were not moans of distress. And they were far from sounding anything at all like a giggle. In fact, all thoughts of giggling had flown out of Jenny’s mind.

Her bottom was a lovely shade of pink and Mike worked on moving his hand around with each series of his pattern. The pink began to spread over her entire bottom and then it slowly deepened in color. He wondered if he should continue to spank harder or keep it at the current level. Should he ask if she was okay? Surely she’d tell him to stop if she wasn’t willing to continue. Maybe he should talk.

“Your ass is a gorgeous shade of pink. Kind of like pink roses. You doin’ okay, Jenny?”

“Yeah, I think so.” He could hear the desire in her voice.

He paused and pushed her legs further apart. Then he moved his hand between her legs and felt the wetness of her slit.

“I think you’re getting turned on with this spanking. You’re pretty wet.” His voice had deepened and Jenny knew it was his horny voice. She thought his cock, still pressing into her side, was harder than before.

“Mmm…hmmm,” She moaned in agreement and wiggled her butt letting him know she wanted more.

But more of what? More spanking? Or more of his hand between her legs?

Perfect  female bodyBlurb: The Rower’s Paddle

A fun tale of what happens when Jenny, a young college student, goes home for winter break to spend the holidays with her family and discovers her aunt is writing erotic novels. The stories Aunt Naomi writes are about something called Domestic Discipline and involve spanking, both for punishment and erotic fun. To her surprise, Jenny becomes very aroused while reading the stories.

When school begins for the spring semester, Jenny’s roommate wants to read the novels and several other friends borrow Jenny’s e-reader. Soon, there’s a surprising amount of squirming and wriggling going on in the classrooms as young ladies struggle to sit comfortably on their sore bottoms.

Jenny and her boyfriend, Mike, begin experimenting with erotic spankings. It isn’t long before Jenny is caught in a lie and the young couple has to decide if they want to step into the Domestic Discipline dynamic. Will Jenny agree to allow Mike to punish her?

 

 

The Rower’s Paddle

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This should be available on Amazon later today. It’s already available on Smashwords, still waiting for premium channels though.

Here’s the blurb and I’ll put up a snippet later.

A fun tale of what happens when Jenny, a young college student, goes home for winter break to spend the holidays with her family and discovers her aunt is writing erotic novels. The stories Aunt Naomi writes are about something called Domestic Discipline and involve spanking, both for punishment and erotic fun. To her surprise, Jenny becomes very aroused while reading the stories.

When school begins for the spring semester, Jenny’s roommate wants to read the novels and several other friends borrow Jenny’s e-reader. Soon, there’s a surprising amount of squirming and wriggling going on in the classrooms as young ladies struggle to sit comfortably on their sore bottoms.

Jenny and her boyfriend, Mike, begin experimenting with erotic spankings. It isn’t long before Jenny is caught in a lie and the young couple has to decide if they want to step into the Domestic Discipline dynamic. Will Jenny agree to allow Mike to punish her?

 

Welcome to Winter Spanks!

Brought to you by Spanking Romance Reviews & The Saturday Spankings Blog!

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Thank you for joining us for Winter Spanks! Let’s warm up with some hot bottoms & cool prizes! Read on for a chance to win:

  • Kindle or Nook (Blushing Books)

  • Your Choice of a Free Book Cover for Your Next Book, an Ad for an Upcoming Project, or a Custom Facebook Header or Blog Graphic (Lazy Day Publishing)

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Living in Arizona provides one with a variety of weather within the same season. A winter day in Phoenix can be a balmy seventy-five degrees while less than two hours away are snow covered mountains and ski slopes.

Ingrid and Paul decided to go for a weekend of skiing fun. Neither one of them was very experienced, though Ingrid had a little more time on the slopes under her belt than Paul had. Little did she suspect that she’d be under his belt before the day was done.

Paul was still unsure of his skill and was content to remain on the beginner course.

“Well, this isn’t fun for me anymore,” Ingrid announced after several runs down the beginner slope. “It’s boring, I want to try something a little more challenging.”

“I’m not ready for something more challenging,” Paul replied. “We’re staying here. I don’t want to risk injury by trying something we’re not ready for.”

“What do you mean, we’re not ready for? It’s you that wants to stay on the baby run.”

Paul gave her his ‘look’ and said, “We’re staying on this course, Ingrid.”

Ignoring his warning look and tone, Ingrid stomped her ski bound foot awkwardly and said, “You stay here then, I’m going to the next level.”

Off she went, skiing down to the lift that would take her to the next run, leaving Paul alone and frustrated in his lack of enough skill to follow her. Seething, promising himself that he’d take care of Ingrid’s defiance later, Paul zipped down the beginner run a few more times before returning his skis to the rental center and heading back to their cabin. It was getting late in the day and he knew Ingrid would return to the cabin soon.

There he waited on the tiny porch, drinking hot chocolate with a shot of Kahlua added to warm him up. It was getting even chillier and his hands were freezing. He’d apparently dropped his gloves somewhere and all he had now to keep his hands warm were his pockets and the hot mug.

It wasn’t long before he saw Ingrid trudging towards the cabin. She looked chilled to the bone, but exhilarated from her skiing. Glancing up at Paul, she realized he wasn’t happy with her actions and knew he’d probably be doing something about it later. Putting a smile on her face, she greeted him.

“Hi, honey. I had such a good time! You really have to try the other run tomorrow.” She knew she was babbling, but anything to take his mind off how she’d abandoned him earlier.

Paul put his mug of hot chocolate on the floor next to his chair.

“Come here.”

Ingrid obeyed, not suspecting any overt actions from Paul out there on the porch.

Putting his hands on her hips, just under her ski jacket, Paul asked, “Do you think you should have just left me on the slope like that?”

Uh oh, Ingrid felt a lecture coming on. Lectures were usually accompanied or followed by a spanking.

“But, honey…I was ready for the next level. If you’re not ready, I don’t think you should hold me back.”

“Who’s in charge, Ingrid?”

“Well, you are…but I still…”

“Who makes the decisions, Ingrid?” He interrupted her.

“Um…you do, honey. But…”

Paul had wiggled his fingers inside her waistband, and now he yanked down her ski pants, with her panties, and promptly put her over his knee.

Whack! Down came his icy hand on her bottom.

“Stop!” She cried out. “You can’t do this here on the porch!”

Whack! Another cold smack to her rear.

“Ow! Your hand is freezing! Let me up!”

Whack! Whack! Whack! She felt her bottom warming up despite the chilly air and the icy coldness of his hand.

“You will do as I say.” Whack!

“It’s not safe to be skiing alone.” Whack! Whack!

“I wasn’t alone, there were other people around!” She protested.

Whack, whack, whack!!

He lifted her off his knee, stood, and picked her up in his arms with her pants still around her ankles.

“We’re going inside, my hand is freezing and I’m not done warming your bottom. I think you need a taste of my belt.”

A little thrill ran though her core. Burying her face in the crook of his neck, she replied.

“Yes, sir.”

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Linky List is down so here’s a list of the blogs on this blog hop:

1. Spanking Romance Reviews

2. Saturday Spankings

3. Corinne Alexander

4. Katherine Deane

5. Natasha Knight

6. Patricia Green Books

7. Casey McKay

8. Kathryn R. Blake

9. Renee Rose

10. Lily Harlem

11. Cara Bristol

12. Adaline Raine

13. Tara Finnegan Romance

14. Celeste Jones

15. Leigh Smith (aka Sunny Girl)

16. Tara Crescent (BDSM Romance)

17. Sue Lyndon

18. Anastasia Vitsky (Governing Ana)

19. Normandie Alleman

20. Maddie Taylor

21. Liv Honeywell

22. Joelle Casteel- author of bdsm erotica

23. Sadey Quinn

24. Holla Dean spankin’ good romance stories

25. Paige Tyler

26. Thianna D

27. Emily Tilton

28. PK Corey

29. Constance Masters

30. Lucy Felthouse

31. Paloma Beck

32. Kristin Elyon

33. Patty Devlin Author

34. Abigail Armani Erotic Romance Author

35. Johnna Maquire

36. A Voice in the Corner

37. Michelle Graham, Erotic Romance

38. Kates Cravings – Batteries Not Included

39. Korey Mae Johnson

40. Sheri “WTF” Savill

41. Disciplinary Tales

42. Elegant Erotica – Maggie Carpenter

43. Trent Evans Letters

44. Jaye Peaches

45. Dinah McLeod

46. Daizie Draper

47. Draven St. James

48. Jolynn Raymond’s Dark Obsessions

49. Shoshanna Evers

50. Acknowledging Imperfection

51. We Love Kink

52. 1950s Wife

53. Shelly Douglas

54. The Cover Artisan

55. Penelope Hasler

 

Winter Spanks Starts Tomorrow!!

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Winter Spanks starts tomorrow! It will run from January 2nd through the 4th. Be sure not to miss it! There is a huge number of participates and it just might take you the two days to get through this blog hop.

Here’s a list of the prizes being offered:

 In addition, each participant will be offering a small prize of their own. I’ll be offering my book, Maid for a Cowboy. Be sure not to miss this exciting event!