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Day 7 of the Spanking Blog Challenge

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I’m back to last weekend’s all girl’s pool party for this post. Remember the Jello-shots I featured for the letter E? Well this little gnome was sitting on the pool deck all by himself mooning us the entire weekend. He’s there every year; watching and mooning us.

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One night someone ran into the kitchen and came back with a wooden spoon. It was high-time this little man was punished for his wicked mooning.  And so the poor gnome was spanked with the wooden spoon. Unfortunately, he didn’t learn his lesson.

His pants are still down around his ankles, but you’ll notice the globes of his bottom have been reddened by the wooden spoon. Perhaps next year he’ll find a way to keep his pants up or he’ll find himself in even more trouble.

 

Spank Her Very Much – an excerpt

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Lead in to the scene: After Gina discovers the man who spanked her is nothing more than another burglar like herself, they begin working together and splitting the proceeds. They have planned a big job for the coming weekend and Gina uncharacteristically all tense and worried about it. She goes shopping to try and relax, but comes home still full of tension. Brent knows how to get that tension out and takes Gina to the bedroom. Other than a few playful smacks during sex, Brent had not spanked her since the first time. He knows he’ll have to convince her to submit to a stress relieve spanking.

Excerpt:  Brent put his hands on her shoulders and said, “I know of a way that will get you back to feeling one hundred percent your normal calm self. But you have to trust me. Do you think you can do that?”

Gina gazed at him with a perplexed look on her face. “What are you talking about?”

“Do you want to get rid of all that pent up tension?”

“Of course I do. But how can you get rid of my tensions?”

“I’m going to put you over my knee and spank you. It’ll be hard and long, but in the end you’ll feel much better, and all those nerves will be calmed down.”

Gina tried to step back, but he kept a firm grip on her shoulders.

“No way,” she said. “There’s no way I’m going to let you spank me the way you did the first time we met.”

“Gina, you have to trust me. I know what I’m talking about; I’ve seen it happen many times. Let me spank you and then we’ll have the best mind-blowing sex and I’ll guarantee you’ll be back to your normal self.”

Gina didn’t answer him for a long time. Yeah, a few slaps on the ass during sex added to the excitement. Sure, they were fun. But there was nothing fun about that first spanking in the mansion when they had met. For the life of her she couldn’t imagine how a spanking would erase all this pent up tension, nerves, and emotion she had going on.

She didn’t think she could just passively place herself over his lap and let him start swinging away on her ass. But what if he’s right? What if it works?

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Spank Her Now – an Excerpt

Here’s another snippet from my book Spank Her Now

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I’ll give you a rundown on the scene first:

Stephen and Eve have just had a bit of an argument over the provocative emails he’s been getting. Eve (who is actually the one sending the emails) pretends to be sick of the entire subject and tells him to send a reply asking to be removed from the email list and then forget about it. She hangs up on him and he tries to call her back several times but she isn’t picking up her phone.

Excerpt:  Her phone rang, she saw it was Stephen. Eve decided not to answer it. Let him get mad.

Stephen called Eve a few more times, but she wouldn’t pick up. He figured she was good and pissed now. Maybe he’d just give her that spanking when he got home tonight.

Eve was at her computer sending another email to Stephen. The title was, “WILL SHE GET SPANKED TONIGHT?” The message area was blank.

Stephen heard the email ding and looked to see what it was. When he read the title he opened the email, saw the message area was blank, and hit the reply button. He left the title the same and in the message area he wrote, “Please take me off your email list. Yes, she will get spanked tonight.”

He hesitated for a brief moment and then hit the send button. Stephen took a deep breath, satisfied with his decision. He wasn’t sure how he was going to do this; he’d never struck a woman in his life. But Eve definitely needed a sound spanking and he decided he would be the one to administer it.

Eve received the reply and thought, Oh no! What have I done? But even as she thought it, her legs squeezed together in anticipation. Did he really mean it? Was he really going to spank her tonight? How would he do it? Would he strip her naked first? Would he leave her panties on or spank her bare bottom?

Stephen spent the rest of his day thinking similar thoughts. How would he approach her to spank her? Should he announce that he would be giving her a spanking? Or should he just get her naked and then take her over his knee? Should he leave her panties on? No, this would be a bare-assed spanking. One of the emails suggested spanking her until her ass was cherry red. That wouldn’t happen if her ass was covered. Oh god, could he really do this? But even as he wondered, he felt his cock twitch with anticipation.

Blurb:   Stephen and Eve have been married for fifteen years. Their marriage has become boring, their sex life is boring. Eve wants to spice things up and begins sending Stephen anonymous emails with titles like, ‘Does Your Wife Need a Spanking?’ But Stephen doesn’t open them because he’s concerned about getting a computer virus. The emails keep coming and finally Stephen decides to open one. Eve gets much more than she ever bargained for when Stephen decides Eve’s attitude needs adjusting and he takes her over his knee for a long, hard spanking.

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New Book! The Rower’s Paddle

 

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Mike brought his hand down on her butt in a light, but firm slap. When Jenny squealed at the unexpected change from the rubbing, he paused. Not sure if he should continue, but deciding he was in charge so it would be his decision, he brought his hand down again in that same firm tap on her other cheek.

This time she didn’t squeal.

He tapped a little harder, striking in the center so he managed to get both cheeks in one smack.

Jenny was trying not to giggle. After all, this was supposed to be erotic. She didn’t think giggling would be appropriate.

Mike continued the light smacks. Left cheek, right cheek, and center. He increased the strength with each cycle. It didn’t take long before Jenny no longer felt like giggling.

Left, right, center. A little harder.

Left, right, center. A little harder still.

Soon the taps were no longer taps. They were spanks. And they had a bit of a sting to them.

Jenny emitted a moan now and then, but they were not moans of distress. And they were far from sounding anything at all like a giggle. In fact, all thoughts of giggling had flown out of Jenny’s mind.

Her bottom was a lovely shade of pink and Mike worked on moving his hand around with each series of his pattern. The pink began to spread over her entire bottom and then it slowly deepened in color. He wondered if he should continue to spank harder or keep it at the current level. Should he ask if she was okay? Surely she’d tell him to stop if she wasn’t willing to continue. Maybe he should talk.

“Your ass is a gorgeous shade of pink. Kind of like pink roses. You doin’ okay, Jenny?”

“Yeah, I think so.” He could hear the desire in her voice.

He paused and pushed her legs further apart. Then he moved his hand between her legs and felt the wetness of her slit.

“I think you’re getting turned on with this spanking. You’re pretty wet.” His voice had deepened and Jenny knew it was his horny voice. She thought his cock, still pressing into her side, was harder than before.

“Mmm…hmmm,” She moaned in agreement and wiggled her butt letting him know she wanted more.

But more of what? More spanking? Or more of his hand between her legs?

Perfect  female bodyBlurb: The Rower’s Paddle

A fun tale of what happens when Jenny, a young college student, goes home for winter break to spend the holidays with her family and discovers her aunt is writing erotic novels. The stories Aunt Naomi writes are about something called Domestic Discipline and involve spanking, both for punishment and erotic fun. To her surprise, Jenny becomes very aroused while reading the stories.

When school begins for the spring semester, Jenny’s roommate wants to read the novels and several other friends borrow Jenny’s e-reader. Soon, there’s a surprising amount of squirming and wriggling going on in the classrooms as young ladies struggle to sit comfortably on their sore bottoms.

Jenny and her boyfriend, Mike, begin experimenting with erotic spankings. It isn’t long before Jenny is caught in a lie and the young couple has to decide if they want to step into the Domestic Discipline dynamic. Will Jenny agree to allow Mike to punish her?

 

 

The Rower’s Paddle

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This should be available on Amazon later today. It’s already available on Smashwords, still waiting for premium channels though.

Here’s the blurb and I’ll put up a snippet later.

A fun tale of what happens when Jenny, a young college student, goes home for winter break to spend the holidays with her family and discovers her aunt is writing erotic novels. The stories Aunt Naomi writes are about something called Domestic Discipline and involve spanking, both for punishment and erotic fun. To her surprise, Jenny becomes very aroused while reading the stories.

When school begins for the spring semester, Jenny’s roommate wants to read the novels and several other friends borrow Jenny’s e-reader. Soon, there’s a surprising amount of squirming and wriggling going on in the classrooms as young ladies struggle to sit comfortably on their sore bottoms.

Jenny and her boyfriend, Mike, begin experimenting with erotic spankings. It isn’t long before Jenny is caught in a lie and the young couple has to decide if they want to step into the Domestic Discipline dynamic. Will Jenny agree to allow Mike to punish her?

 

And the Winner is…..

winter_spanks_nonsexyThanks to everyone who participated in Winter Spanks. It sure was fun. I am only sorry that I didn’t have time to read all the stories. I’m still working my way through them.

For my commenters, the winner is Kelsey Summer! Kelsey will receive a copy of Maid for the Cowboy. Please let me know which format you’d like me to send you.

Here’s a list of all the grand prize winners:

Kindle or Nook (Blushing Books): Leigh Smith (SunnyGirl)
Your Choice of a Free Book Cover for Your Next Book, an Ad for an Upcoming Project, or a Custom Facebook Header or Blog Graphic (Lazy Day Publishing) – Casey McKay
Three Month Subscription to Discipline & Desire (Discipline & Desire) – Kelsey Summer
$20 Gift Certificate to Amazon (Stormy Night Publications) – Britney Wendtland
Hand Crafted Paddle (Blondie’s Place) – PK Corey
Spanking Video DVDs (Shadowlane) – Just Pam
A “Get it All” Bundle (Variant Publishing) – Includes How to Get the Spanking You Want – The Complete Guide to Asking for It, Getting It, & Making It Better, How to Give a Spanking – Advice from the Receiving End, What He Wants – A Man’s Seven Secret Spanking Desires, & The Little Book of Spanking Stories
$25 Gift Certificate to Blushing Books (Patricia Green) QuenKe
Learning Domestic Discipline eBook Package (LearningDD) Shadow
$25 Gift Certificate to Blushing Books (Patty Devlin) – Amber
$10 Gift Certificate to Amazon (PK Corey) – Melissa Crisp
$25 Gift Certificate to Cane-iac (Cane-iac) – Amy Bowens
$5 Amazon Gift Card and two books (Leigh Smith) – La Crimson Femme
Custom Social Media package including twitter and FB cover designs from graphic designer The Cover Artisan – Renee M
Books by Maggie Carpenter – BN100

I know I enjoyed this blog hop and I hope everyone else did as well!

Back in the top 100!

 

 

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Maid for the Cowboy spent nearly two weeks in the top 100 under the western category before falling out for a day or two. Now, it’s back in the top 100!  WooHoo!!

Maid for the Cowboy

Things heat up between Callie and Joe almost from the start when Callie is hired after answering an ad for a position as housekeeper/cook for five cowboy brothers on their ranch in Arizona. She learns the hard way that Joe means it when he says safety is the most important concern on the ranch. This lesson is given with Callie over Joe’s knee and his big hand delivering hard spanks to her bottom.

The attraction between Joe and Callie grows into much more. Soon Callie is in love and has to ask herself if she can reconcile herself to a life with a cowboy who delivers a spanking every time she does something he considers dangerous or unsafe.

 

 

Maid for the Cowboy – a snippet

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Maid for the Cowboy

Callie has been caught standing on a stepladder, washing windows. A dangerous activity to Joe’s way of thinking. He gives her a good talking to and promises a trip to the woodshed if she does something like this again. The following day, after the bossy cowboy and his brothers leave for the day, Callie decides to finish the window washing job. Here’s what happens next:

Callie took the stepladder and her window washing supplies and went outside to finish up the job Joe had interrupted. What Joe didn’t know wouldn’t hurt him.

Or her, for that matter. She giggled to herself as she thought about his threat of taking her on a personalized tour of the woodshed.

She made good progress, finishing the side she was working on the day before. The back of the house had the screened in porch so she moved along to the third side and continued her work. She was about halfway through with that side of the house when she heard Joe clearing his throat behind her.

At least he didn’t startle her this time. She kept working, pretending she hadn’t heard him. Butterflies were doing some kind of jig in her belly as she wondered what he was going to do.

“I thought you understood me when I said no stepladder when you’re here alone.”

“Well, it’s too beautiful a day to spend inside and the windows need cleaning. I’m almost done and I haven’t had an accident, so all your worrying was for nothing.”

“That’s not the point, Callie. The point is I said no stepladder. I also remember telling you what would happen and not to test me.”

“Yep, you did,” Callie pretended not to be concerned. “But I can’t wait till someone is around to do my work. All is well, so no need for you to get your underwear in a bundle.”

She could see his reflection in the window. It wasn’t crystal clear, but she could make out enough to tell he was fuming. What would he do?

Joe put his hands at her waist, picked her up and set her on the ground. Holding her arm with his right hand, he put his left foot on the second step of the short ladder and then pulled her quickly over his hard thigh and began spanking her bottom.

“What are you doing!? Let me up!” Callie yelled, kicked, and cursed.

“Unless you want me to carry you to the woodshed, I suggest you hold still and quit yelling.”

He spanked her denim clad bottom with his hand about fifteen times while Callie tried to hold still. She suddenly was pretty sure he’d follow through on his threat to take her to the woodshed. This spanking was painful enough that she had no desire to see what might await her in the woodshed.

He finally let her up, and gripped her arms with his hands, making her face him. “I hope you understand I mean business. We’re out here far from medical help and we all need to do things as safely as possible. You will listen to me and do what I tell you when it comes to your safety. Next time I have to spank you, it won’t be over your clothes. Do you understand?”

Callie was stunned into silence. She nodded her head in reply as she tried to figure out what had just happened. He had spanked her! Like she was a naughty, disobeying, little girl!

“I need to hear it out loud, Callie. Do you understand?”

“Y…ye…yes, sir.” She finally stammered.

Joe turned and walked away, leaving her standing there. Confused, not quite able to believe he’d actually bent her over his knee and spanked her, Callie slowly dumped her bucket of vinegar water onto the ground, picked up the stepladder, and went inside. Had anyone seen what had happened? Where were the other brothers? Jamie was still in school, but where the other three?

Most important of all, why were her panties wet and her thighs trembling?

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Maid for the Cowboy:

Things heat up between Callie and Joe almost from the start when Callie is hired after answering an ad for a position as housekeeper/cook for five cowboy brothers on their ranch in Arizona. She learns the hard way that Joe means it when he says safety is the most important concern on the ranch. This lesson is given with Callie over Joe’s knee and his big hand delivering hard spanks to her bottom.

The attraction between Joe and Callie grows into much more. Soon Callie is in love and has to ask herself if she can reconcile herself to a life with a cowboy who delivers a spanking every time she does something he considers dangerous or unsafe.

 

 

New Book – Santa Spanks! 2

Santa Spanks 2 coverYeah, I know it’s Halloween today and Christmas seems to still be a long way off, but I’m still excited to post the new Santa Spanks! 2 book.

Here’s a little snippet for you:

Holly’s laughter had ended abruptly as soon as Mrs. Claus had made her appearance. Her eyes were wide with fear now. She hadn’t expected the other elves to tattle on her. After all, she hadn’t accused them of hiding her tool case.

“Holly? Did you do those things?”

“Yes, ma’am,” Holly answered. “But only to get them back for hiding my tool case this morning.”

“Well, two wrongs don’t make a right, young lady. Now get up and come with me to the kitchen.”

Holly put down her ribbons and slid off her stool. With her head hanging in shame, she followed Mrs. Claus to the kitchen.

“Go to that corner,” Mrs. Claus pointed. “You will sit there, on the naughty stool, for thirty minutes and think about what you did.”

“But they did something to me first!” Holly was on the verge of crying.

“I understand, Holly. That still doesn’t make what you did right. Now, thirty minutes in the corner and think about what you did.”

“Thirty minutes! That’s too long!” Holly protested.

“Would you rather I put you over my knee and spank your bottom with my wooden spoon, young lady?” Mrs. Claus’s voice was very stern.

“No, ma’am,” Holly’s voice quavered.

“Good, then go to the corner now.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

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3 Short Santa spanking stories.

Troublesome Elves: Five elves get in trouble with Mrs. Claus when they play too many pranks on each other. After giving them all a sound spanking, Mrs. Claus fears she’s been too harsh on the elves and confesses to Santa that perhaps she could have tried some milder punishments. Santa knows his wife, and he gives her exactly what she needs to feel forgiven.

Office Santa: Sheila Brennan gets more than she bargained for when her hot new boss dresses up as the company Santa.  Tony Grayson has noticed her little mini-skirts and finds them inappropriate for business attire. He lets her know she’ll have to change her way of dressing for work, or he’ll take care of it by having her bent over his desk and applying his ruler to her bottom.

A Christmas Spanking: Dana Taylor returns home to the ranch she inherited from her parents. Chase Matthews is the cowboy who’s been running the ranch and he’s not happy with Dana’s careless actions around the ranch. The attraction between them is strong, but after several upsetting incidents, Chase decides only one thing will straighten up Ms. Taylor and it’s not long before she finds herself over his knee for a spanking.

 

Santa Spanks – a snippet

Santa Spanks!Santa Spanks – Here’s a brief excerpt from the second short story in this ebook.

“So how many extra shifts are we talking about?”

Abbie looked down at her schedule and said, “Mark had six shifts a week, so I need each of you guys to take two extra shifts every week. I’ve worked the schedule out so each of you will still get one full day a week off.”

Bill took his time thinking about it while Abbie wondered why the hell he wasn’t finishing getting dressed. Why does this guy have to be so damn good looking, Abbie wondered. His well-developed arms and chest were sexy as hell, and his washboard abs made her want to cream her pants. Her eyes wandered down to his crotch and she had to look away quickly before he caught her looking there. She swore that bulge in his briefs had grown.

“Yeah, I guess I can help you out,” Bill said as he watched Abbie squirm in her seat. He thought she was getting a little hot and bothered with him still wearing nothing but his underwear.

“Thank you, I appreciate that. I will need you to be on time for every shift. If you don’t think you can be on time then you should just let me know now and I’ll make other arrangements.”

“I suppose those other arrangements would mean you hiring someone else and me being out of a job?”

“That’s exactly what it means,” Abbie responded. “I need workers I can rely and depend on to be on time and do their jobs.”

“Okay, what happens if I am late once or twice? Are you going to fire me?”

“I’ll have no choice, Bill. I’ve given you several warnings and if I don’t run this department in a businesslike manner, I’ll be out of a job as well. So please, just be on time.”

Bill walked over to the door and flipped the lock on. Then he walked to the desk, leaned over, and said, “Why don’t you spank me now, Abbie? Maybe that’ll motivate me to be on time and that way we can both keep our jobs.”

Abbie blushed and said, “Don’t be ridiculous; I would lose my job for doing something so outrageous. Just make sure that you’re on time for your shifts.”

“Come on, Abbie,” Bill urged in a low sexy voice. “Just pick up that wooden ruler you’ve been making your schedules out with and lay into my ass with it.”

Abbie squirmed in her chair. Was he serious? Did he really expect her to spank his ass with the ruler?

“Come on, Abbie. You know I’ve been a naughty Santa Claus and deserve a spanking. I’ll be good once  you’ve spanked me.”

Santa Spanks!

Three fun short stories about Santa spanking and/or being spanked.

Janey’s life is out of control. She spends too much money, can’t seem to keep her house clean, and is totally disorganized. Santa says he can help her but there’ll be consequences if she doesn’t do what he tells her. Will Janey let Santa help her?

Abbie’s job is running the Santa visiting center at the mall. But one of her Santa’s can’t get to work on time. He has a suggestion for how to bring him in line, but will Abbie go for it? If she does, will she get more than she bargained for?

Beth is exhausted from working overtime and trying to get her new house ready for hosting her first family Christmas. While having nothing but problems getting her tree trimmed and the rest of her decorations up on Christmas Eve, Santa pays her a visit and gets on her nerves telling her she isn’t doing anything right.
Beth gets sassy and it doesn’t go over well with Santa. How will he handle her mouthy wise cracks?

Warning: This story contains scenes involving adult spanking. Explicit sex scenes. If you are or may be offended by such material, please don’t buy this book!