F is for the F-word

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The F-word is one of my favorite words. I know I use it too much. Maybe if I explain how versatile this word is it will come to be seen in a more favorable light.

It’s a magical word that can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. “F—” can be used as a noun, verb (active or passive), and adverb or even an adjective. There are few words as versatile as “F—.”

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It can mean much more than its sexual connotations. You can use it to greet someone… “How the F— are you?” Or to describe fraud… “I got F—ed by the car dealer.” Dismay… “Oh, F— it!” Trouble… “Well, I guess I’m F—ed now.” Confusion… “What the F—…..?” I’m sure you can think of many more.

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As an anatomical description you could say, “He’s a F—ing A-hole.” You can use it to tell time – “It’s six F—ing thirty.” Or in business you could say – “How did I end up with this F—ing job?” It can be political as in “F— (enter your most hated politician.) It can even be used in a maternal way as in “Motherf—er.”
When you consider the many uses of this word, how can anyone be offended when you say “F—?” Try using it today to get your point across. Just be careful that it doesn’t get you a spanking!

Disclaimer: This is part of a description of uses of this word that I have had since the 70’s. I have no idea who wrote it, if I did I would give them their credit due.

E is for Ejaculation

Day 5 of the Spanking Blog Challenge
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It’s all I could think of for the letter E. I know, I could have chosen ecstasy or excitement. Even a few others. But this one stuck in my head and wouldn’t go away.
So here’s a cute picture for you.

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The plastic cock is a fun Jello-shot. You mix up your gelatin and favorite beverage, alcohol or non-alcohol, then fill the cock (they come with tips to keep them from leaking) and insert the plunger. Once it’s firm (pun intended) you can ejaculate your Jello-shot straight into your mouth.
I was at a pool party this past weekend and they had these in cherry, lemon-lime, and green apple. The cherry was mixed with rum and the others with vodka. There was a lot of cock sucking going on. Lots of fun. The skirt this cock is trying to get under is from a set of hula girl cups and one of the other guests took this picture and said I could use it for this post.
You can find these online very easily and they come in different colors. Great way to add some hilarity to an all girls party or bachelorette party.

D is for Dumplings

Day 4 of the Spanking Blog Challenge

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No, I’m not going to admit that I’m shaped like a dumpling. I’m doing a recipe for D. I thought about the obvious; domestic discipline, Doms, D/s, even DD lite. But I’m sure there’ll be a lot of other blogs participating in this blog challenge that will choose one or more of those.

Next to writing spankin’ good stories (that’s my tag line on this blog in case you haven’t noticed), my favorite subject is food. I needed a food that started with a D and dumplings was the first thing to come to mind.

There are all kinds of dumplings to choose from and I wanted something a little uncommon. So I thought of the tiny little spaetzle dumplings that are delicious with Hungarian Goulash (the Hungarians spell it Guylas and it’s pronounced gooyash). I know this because of my Hungarian ethnicity.

Back to dumplings. I also enjoy a good bread dumpling with sauerkraut and they’re easy to make. My absolute favorite dumpling is an Austrian dumpling my mother makes for Christmas. That one consists of a little meat ball made of ground ham mixed with onions, garlic, and parsley. The little meatball is then wrapped in a potato dough and boiled to perfection. It too is served with sauerkraut. The problem with it is that it’s a bear to make. Time consuming and very easy to overcook and make the potato dough a mushy unappealing blob.

Easy bread dumplings are my pick for today. Those of you looking for low-carb recipes – this is not what you want.

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Ingredients:

2 or 3 day old French rolls (my mother used whatever old bread she had) torn into large pieces

½ cup room temperature milk, 1 large egg, Fresh chopped parsley, Salt and pepper to taste.

Directions:

Put the pieces of bread into a bowl and add the milk. Allow to soak for 10 to 15 minutes. In another bowl beat the egg with parsley and season with the salt and pepper. Then add this mixture to the bread and milk bowl and work it all together with your hands. Once it’s all mixed, wet your hands and make four dumplings.

Boil a pot of salted water and put the dumplings in the water to simmer for about 15 minutes. Do NOT boil the water, just simmer. When they’re done, take them out of the water and let them drain in a colander. Serve with sauerkraut, goulash, or any stew. Delish!

 

C is for Cowboys

 

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C is for Cowboys

What girl doesn’t love a cowboy? They’re strong and tough. They ride horses all day and rope cattle. They have a strong sense of right and wrong and most of them (at least in my mind and my books) choose to do the right thing. They have a firm moral compass and don’t stray too far from their path.

They look so appealing in their western shirts with the pearlized snap buttons, jeans, and cowboy boots. And don’t forget the hat! The hat is what screams “Yep, I’m a cowboy.”

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Every cowboy I’ve met (and I’ve met more than a few) has been polite. They say “Yes, ma’am,” and “No, ma’am.” Quite often they offer to help if you’re lifting something heavy or doing something that looks like it might be a struggle for you. I’ve even had a few older cowboys call me ‘little lady’ or ‘young lady.’ I especially like the ‘young lady’ as I’m far from young.

That’s not to say all cowboys are fine, upstanding men. There’s some bad guys in their ranks, that’s for sure. They would be the cattle rustlers, horse thieves, and others of dubious ethics. Those bad guys can help my western stories by bringing in a little conflict and excitement, while the good guys always make things right and save the day.

So, what do you like about cowboys?

Be sure to visit the other blogs participating in this blog challenge

B is for BDSM

Day 2 of the Spanking Blog Challenge

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I’m going to bet that more than a few of my fellow bloggers partaking in this challenge will have BDSM for their B entry.

While BDSM is definitely not for everyone, I think we all have at least a tiny little fantasy about it. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be tied up, spread-eagled out on the bed, and have your partner do all sorts of delicious things to you? What if you added a blindfold?

What would it be like to be tied up, blindfolded, and have no idea of what was coming next? It could be a series of feather soft caresses on your body – a body that is super sensitive because you’re lying there in anticipation of the next sensation.

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Perhaps it will be the sting of the belt across your bottom, or the burn of the cane. If you’re on your back, maybe it will the pinch of nipple clamps.  Or maybe there won’t be any pain at all. Maybe it will all be nothing more than you and your body being worshipped with gentle kisses, soft touches, and words of love.

I must admit the whole idea of being tied up scares me. Ever since I read Gerald’s Game by Stephen King about a woman who is handcuffed to the bed by her husband in his game of bondage, the idea scares the you know what out of me. I don’t want to spoil the book for anyone who hasn’t read it yet, but her husband has a heart attack and there she is, stuck in a cabin during the off-season with no one to hear her cries of help. Of course, in true Stephen King fashion, the poor woman begins hearing things and the reader is left to determine what is real or what is just all in her head.

There’s much more to BDSM than my few examples and I know I will be hopping around on the blogs below to see who else is writing about BDSM.

A is for ALPHA MALES

Welcome to Day 1 of the Spanking Blog Challenge.

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So what is an Alpha Male? Is he a big, brawny man that makes other men back away from him? No, I don’t think so. There are alpha males that aren’t big and brawny.

Is he the kind of guy who pushes his way through a crowd of people to get where he’s going? No, that’s not it either. That would just be rude. An alpha male has self-confidence and he doesn’t have to push his way through. He can simply walk through a crowd saying, “Pardon me,” or “Excuse me,” and the people will let him pass.

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So what qualities are these that make both men and women recognize the alpha male when they meet him? Self-confidence is probably the main one but should not be confused with cocky. The alpha knows what he wants and he usually gets it. But he gets what he wants without being a bully, without lying and cheating, without stealing and hurting other people. There’s an aura about the alpha male that make others recognize that he is a leader, this is someone who can solve the problem, this is someone who will step in and take charge of the situation and make sure it is handled efficiently.

The alpha male is strong. Not necessarily physically strong (though many are) but mentally strong.  They’re ambitious and want to win all challenges. There’s a certain charisma about them that draws women to them.  And not just women, but other men. People like a leader and let’s face it, most people are followers, not leaders.

He’s not weak, arrogant, or conceited. He may be vain, he may be proud, he may be tolerant. But tolerant doesn’t mean he’ll take your crap. He’ll listen to your ideas and if they’re good ones, he may choose to use them. But if he doesn’t see the value in your ideas or plans, he’ll come right out and say so.

Of course, all alphas don’t display all of the same characteristics. What about your man? Which of these traits does he have?

Be sure to visit the other blogs joining in this challenge. I know, there’s a lot of them. Still, pop in on the ones you have time for. I know you’ll be glad you did!