L is for Lips

Day 12 of the Spanking Blog Challenge

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L is for Lips. Lovely, luscious lips.

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Kissable lips.

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Lips that make you think of sweet candy.

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Soft and velvety lips.

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Lips captured between the teeth in that sexy come hither look. Or maybe its the look you get right when you realize you’re in trouble.

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There are of course other types of lips. But I didn’t think pictures of those lips would be appropriate on my blog. Just let your imagination run wild on those.

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K is for Kudos to all our Bloggers

Day 11 of the Spanking Blog Challenge

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K could have been for kisses. But I’m sure there’ll be other participants who’ll kiss their way through K.

I want to say Kudos to all our bloggers who are working so hard getting a post up every day during this challenge. There are a number of bloggers who write posts a couple of times a week or more. They participate in Saturday Spanks! and other regularly featured blog hops.  I actually envy how they manage to blog so much. Not only do they blog, but they twitter regularly and post on Facebook frequently. It makes me wonder how the heck they get any book writing done. Compared to most of them, I’m a slacker.

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Even though I have more books published than some of our regular bloggers, my promotional efforts leave a lot to be desired. Yes, I’m going to make excuses now. I have two other jobs besides writing. Both of those jobs are sort of full time, but not really. One is in sales and while I do something in that job every day and some days it takes up the entire day, it’s not really a 40 hour a week job. The second job is not in sales but is similar in that some days are super busy with a lot to do and other days I can let things slide and get some writing in.

I try and write at least 1500 to 2000 words a day. Every so often I manage to do 5000 words in a day. On my treadmill desk I can usually write between 1100 and 1700 words in the hour and nine minutes that I’m on it. Yes, I know that the hour and nine minutes comes to a total of 69 minutes. Please, get your minds out of the gutter.

I signed up for this blog challenge in an effort to make myself work harder at getting my name and my books more visibility. That is the whole purpose of blogging, isnt’ it? But it’s been a challenge getting something up on the blog every day. Thinking of a subject for the day’s letter, then writing it, then hunting down pictures. I can’t believe how much time I spend looking for pictures I can use.

So today, for the letter K, I’m saying Kudos to all the bloggers who manage to ‘do it all’ so effortlessly. There’s too many to list, which makes me feel even more like a slacker. Or if not a slacker, then just a disorganized person who can’t get it together.

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I is for Ice

Day 9 of the Spanking Blog Challenge

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Ice is something I can’t get enough of living in the desert. I don’t like drinking warm water when it’s 110 degrees outside. I keep half a dozen water bottles in the freezer. They are filled only halfway and then frozen. When I need water, I just fill the bottle up the rest of the way and I have ice water until the block of ice melts. On most days I go through 3 or 4 of these bottles. If I’m out all day I keep a small cooler in the car with my icy bottles and a couple of bottles of water to fill them with.  Ice water is so much more refreshing than warm water.

There are other, more creative ways to use ice. Try a few ice chips in your mouth just before going down on your man. Your ice cold tongue on him can be very hot. He can try it on you as well.

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I’ve heard of it being used as a punishment though I’ve never experienced that particular use of ice. As some of you are aware – I’ve never experienced punishment. Everything that goes on here is for fun and pleasure only.  The way I understand it is that a cube of ice is inserted (guess where) and remains there as it slowly melts away. Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.

What other ways can you think of to use ice?

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H is for Hands

Day 8 of the Spanking Blog Challenge

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Aren’t hands wonderful? Isn’t it nice to put your hand in your significant other’s hand? To feel the warmth and closeness?

It’s nice when you’re canoodling and you wake up to find his hand on your breast or between your legs, cupping your sex. And you know how he loves it when your hands are on him. When you wrap your hand around him and bring him to the point that leads to other things.

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The feel of his big hand caressing your bare butt just before he gives you the first strike of your spanking. How he squeezes your cheeks in that moment before the spanking begins in earnest. It’s all so luscious. Even the sharp sting of the smacks as your ass is getting warmer and redder with every blow, it all just adds to the wonderful sensations.

What do you like best about hands?

G is for Gnome Globes

 

Day 7 of the Spanking Blog Challenge

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I’m back to last weekend’s all girl’s pool party for this post. Remember the Jello-shots I featured for the letter E? Well this little gnome was sitting on the pool deck all by himself mooning us the entire weekend. He’s there every year; watching and mooning us.

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One night someone ran into the kitchen and came back with a wooden spoon. It was high-time this little man was punished for his wicked mooning.  And so the poor gnome was spanked with the wooden spoon. Unfortunately, he didn’t learn his lesson.

His pants are still down around his ankles, but you’ll notice the globes of his bottom have been reddened by the wooden spoon. Perhaps next year he’ll find a way to keep his pants up or he’ll find himself in even more trouble.

 

F is for the F-word

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The F-word is one of my favorite words. I know I use it too much. Maybe if I explain how versatile this word is it will come to be seen in a more favorable light.

It’s a magical word that can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. “F—” can be used as a noun, verb (active or passive), and adverb or even an adjective. There are few words as versatile as “F—.”

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It can mean much more than its sexual connotations. You can use it to greet someone… “How the F— are you?” Or to describe fraud… “I got F—ed by the car dealer.” Dismay… “Oh, F— it!” Trouble… “Well, I guess I’m F—ed now.” Confusion… “What the F—…..?” I’m sure you can think of many more.

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As an anatomical description you could say, “He’s a F—ing A-hole.” You can use it to tell time – “It’s six F—ing thirty.” Or in business you could say – “How did I end up with this F—ing job?” It can be political as in “F— (enter your most hated politician.) It can even be used in a maternal way as in “Motherf—er.”
When you consider the many uses of this word, how can anyone be offended when you say “F—?” Try using it today to get your point across. Just be careful that it doesn’t get you a spanking!

Disclaimer: This is part of a description of uses of this word that I have had since the 70’s. I have no idea who wrote it, if I did I would give them their credit due.

E is for Ejaculation

Day 5 of the Spanking Blog Challenge
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It’s all I could think of for the letter E. I know, I could have chosen ecstasy or excitement. Even a few others. But this one stuck in my head and wouldn’t go away.
So here’s a cute picture for you.

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The plastic cock is a fun Jello-shot. You mix up your gelatin and favorite beverage, alcohol or non-alcohol, then fill the cock (they come with tips to keep them from leaking) and insert the plunger. Once it’s firm (pun intended) you can ejaculate your Jello-shot straight into your mouth.
I was at a pool party this past weekend and they had these in cherry, lemon-lime, and green apple. The cherry was mixed with rum and the others with vodka. There was a lot of cock sucking going on. Lots of fun. The skirt this cock is trying to get under is from a set of hula girl cups and one of the other guests took this picture and said I could use it for this post.
You can find these online very easily and they come in different colors. Great way to add some hilarity to an all girls party or bachelorette party.

D is for Dumplings

Day 4 of the Spanking Blog Challenge

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No, I’m not going to admit that I’m shaped like a dumpling. I’m doing a recipe for D. I thought about the obvious; domestic discipline, Doms, D/s, even DD lite. But I’m sure there’ll be a lot of other blogs participating in this blog challenge that will choose one or more of those.

Next to writing spankin’ good stories (that’s my tag line on this blog in case you haven’t noticed), my favorite subject is food. I needed a food that started with a D and dumplings was the first thing to come to mind.

There are all kinds of dumplings to choose from and I wanted something a little uncommon. So I thought of the tiny little spaetzle dumplings that are delicious with Hungarian Goulash (the Hungarians spell it Guylas and it’s pronounced gooyash). I know this because of my Hungarian ethnicity.

Back to dumplings. I also enjoy a good bread dumpling with sauerkraut and they’re easy to make. My absolute favorite dumpling is an Austrian dumpling my mother makes for Christmas. That one consists of a little meat ball made of ground ham mixed with onions, garlic, and parsley. The little meatball is then wrapped in a potato dough and boiled to perfection. It too is served with sauerkraut. The problem with it is that it’s a bear to make. Time consuming and very easy to overcook and make the potato dough a mushy unappealing blob.

Easy bread dumplings are my pick for today. Those of you looking for low-carb recipes – this is not what you want.

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Ingredients:

2 or 3 day old French rolls (my mother used whatever old bread she had) torn into large pieces

½ cup room temperature milk, 1 large egg, Fresh chopped parsley, Salt and pepper to taste.

Directions:

Put the pieces of bread into a bowl and add the milk. Allow to soak for 10 to 15 minutes. In another bowl beat the egg with parsley and season with the salt and pepper. Then add this mixture to the bread and milk bowl and work it all together with your hands. Once it’s all mixed, wet your hands and make four dumplings.

Boil a pot of salted water and put the dumplings in the water to simmer for about 15 minutes. Do NOT boil the water, just simmer. When they’re done, take them out of the water and let them drain in a colander. Serve with sauerkraut, goulash, or any stew. Delish!

 

C is for Cowboys

 

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C is for Cowboys

What girl doesn’t love a cowboy? They’re strong and tough. They ride horses all day and rope cattle. They have a strong sense of right and wrong and most of them (at least in my mind and my books) choose to do the right thing. They have a firm moral compass and don’t stray too far from their path.

They look so appealing in their western shirts with the pearlized snap buttons, jeans, and cowboy boots. And don’t forget the hat! The hat is what screams “Yep, I’m a cowboy.”

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Every cowboy I’ve met (and I’ve met more than a few) has been polite. They say “Yes, ma’am,” and “No, ma’am.” Quite often they offer to help if you’re lifting something heavy or doing something that looks like it might be a struggle for you. I’ve even had a few older cowboys call me ‘little lady’ or ‘young lady.’ I especially like the ‘young lady’ as I’m far from young.

That’s not to say all cowboys are fine, upstanding men. There’s some bad guys in their ranks, that’s for sure. They would be the cattle rustlers, horse thieves, and others of dubious ethics. Those bad guys can help my western stories by bringing in a little conflict and excitement, while the good guys always make things right and save the day.

So, what do you like about cowboys?

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